who’s that girl?
she’s so mysterious…

Yes, hello, my name is Sarah!

This is the part where I’m expected to tell you all about how awesome I am, and detail my years of experience doing something totally rad like scaling Mt Everest and curating poetry for chimps in Borneo…

Alas, I’m simply just a gal who LOVES love. So much so, I became a wedding celebrant—despite my crippling fear of public speaking (jks).

When I’m not tizzed up celebrating everlasting joy, I’m a COOL mum, playing Robin to my son’s Batman and fighting GRIME with my little girl. Together, alongside the greatest hunk of spunk ever (my husband, Vincent), we live an efflulent life in Canberra’s Woden Valley.

But I’m not just a housewife, I’m a hornbag! I am a self-proclaimed fashion victim (if it’s not Witchery or Dotti—don’t talk to me!!) and there’s nothing more flattering, I feel, than a puffy sleeve on a lass. I’m also an excellent dancer and choreographer who likes to hip-hop, be-bop, dance till I drop, and yo-yo make a wicked cup of cocoa.

I love nothing more than being at home in my trackie dacks with my family, enjoying a quiet drop and searching my inner chasms for meaning. I also like to spend a large portion of my free time overthinking (please like me).

So, what are you waiting for (aside from Telstra)? Oh, that’s right—your special day! Well, in the meantime, check out my page and hit me up with any questions you may have. Do I check them regularly?

You bet, I DO!